I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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