ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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