I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just forgot I was standing up.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
