so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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