just come out here and I will go home with you...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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