So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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