Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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