you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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