Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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