I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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