***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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