just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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