But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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