LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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