Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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