I am puke
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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