Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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