I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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