I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I love you.
Bad choice
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