Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
sex in a hospital.. check
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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