Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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