it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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