Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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