Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just gift wrapped bread.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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