Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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