Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.