i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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