Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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