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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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