You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why didn't you poke me back
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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