i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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