He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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