Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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