next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i think i scared a bird with my dick
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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