Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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