Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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