This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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