Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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