I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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