There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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