It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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