There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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