Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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