drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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