That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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