i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people