shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!