Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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