I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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