I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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