She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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