If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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