Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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