ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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