I wanna bring you to show and tell
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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