the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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