You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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