I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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