I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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