why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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