yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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