you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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