found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Your penis caused this!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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