He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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